“Wow, I can’t believe it! I thought everyone was tired of seeing me naked, so I’d like to thanks Paper magazine for giving me the opportunity to be naked in front of the world once again, of course I’d like to thank my mother for brokering this deal to show off not just my ass but my boobs and my camel toe too. I’d like to thank my daughter, North for being my prop and helping to keep the paparazzi interested, I’d like to thank my husband for encouraging me to embrace our inner hoe, and I can’t forget my doctor for the silicone, botox and butt shots, oh and of course I’d like to thank God for making all of this possible!”
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